It scuttered out of the primordial soup, intelligent and belligerent. Emerging from the dark cave, birthed from pain and spite, the Hellion screeched its first chitter into the world, its 347 legs reaching, exploring the environment around it. The surface it clung to was cold and smooth...and covered in novelty magnets and postcards from various planes around the multiverse. Wait a minute...what's that thing clinging to my fridge? HOLY SH** IS THAT A F***ING CENTIPEDE?!? DISGUSTING!!! Quick! Find the nearest copy of War of the Spark: Forsaken and kill it!!!

Obosh, the Preypiercer is truly a force to be reckoned with. While companions have taken many formats by storm, this little companion takes the reign in this deck as the Commander in Pain! Double damage is the name of the game and Obosh, the Preypiercer certainly hates to lose.

Magic: The Gathering TCG Deck - I Can't Even by Chase Carroll

'I Can't Even' - constructed deck list and prices for the Magic: The Gathering Trading Card Game from TCGplayer Infinite!

Created By: Chase Carroll

Event:

Rank:

Commander

Market Price: $320.11

Cards

Anger

Color Identity:R

Market Price: $2.38

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Haste
As long as Anger is in your graveyard and you control a Mountain, creatures you control have haste.

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Night Dealings

Color Identity:B

Market Price: $0.77

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Whenever a source you control deals damage to another player, put that many theft counters on Night Dealings.
{2}{B}{B}, Remove X theft counters from Night Dealings: Search your library for a nonland card with converted mana cost X, reveal it, and put it into your hand. Then shuffle your library.

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Chromatic Lantern

Market Price: $8.50

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Lands you control have "{T}: Add one mana of any color."
{T}: Add one mana of any color.

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Archfiend of Despair

Color Identity:B

Market Price: $20.66

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Flying
Your opponents can't gain life.
At the beginning of each end step, each opponent loses life equal to the life that player lost this turn. (Damage causes loss of life.)

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Slagstorm

Color Identity:R

Market Price: $0.55

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Choose one —
• Slagstorm deals 3 damage to each creature.
• Slagstorm deals 3 damage to each player.

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Lightning Skelemental

Color Identity:B,R

Market Price: $0.52

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Trample, haste
Whenever Lightning Skelemental deals combat damage to a player, that player discards two cards.
At the beginning of the end step, sacrifice Lightning Skelemental.

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Sol Ring

Market Price: $2.68

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{T}: Add {C}{C}.

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Risk Factor

Color Identity:R

Market Price: $1.23

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Target opponent may have Risk Factor deal 4 damage to them. If that player doesn't, you draw three cards.
Jump-start (You may cast this card from your graveyard by discarding a card in addition to paying its other costs. Then exile this card.)

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Soul's Fire

Color Identity:R

Market Price: $0.26

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Target creature you control deals damage equal to its power to any target.

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Breath of Malfegor

Color Identity:B,R

Market Price: $0.17

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Breath of Malfegor deals 5 damage to each opponent.

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Extinction Event

Color Identity:B

Market Price: $0.64

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Choose odd or even. Exile each creature with converted mana cost of the chosen value. (Zero is even.)

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Command Tower

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{T}: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity.

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Phyrexian Arena

Color Identity:B

Market Price: $10.93

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At the beginning of your upkeep, you draw a card and you lose 1 life.

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Heartless Hidetsugu

Color Identity:R

Market Price: $3.68

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{T}: Heartless Hidetsugu deals damage to each player equal to half that player's life total, rounded down.

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Lightning Reaver

Color Identity:B,R

Market Price: $0.80

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Haste; fear (This creature can't be blocked except by artifact creatures and/or black creatures.)
Whenever Lightning Reaver deals combat damage to a player, put a charge counter on it.
At the beginning of your end step, Lightning Reaver deals damage equal to the number of charge counters on it to each opponent.

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Blood Crypt

Color Identity:B,R

Market Price: $14.69

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({T}: Add {B} or {R}.)
As Blood Crypt enters the battlefield, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters the battlefield tapped.

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Dictate of the Twin Gods

Color Identity:R

Market Price: $1.37

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Flash
If a source would deal damage to a permanent or player, it deals double that damage to that permanent or player instead.

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Bitter Feud

Color Identity:R

Market Price: $0.46

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As Bitter Feud enters the battlefield, choose two players.
If a source controlled by one of the chosen players would deal damage to the other chosen player or a permanent that player controls, that source deals double that damage to that player or permanent instead.

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Sower of Discord

Color Identity:B

Market Price: $3.52

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Flying
As Sower of Discord enters the battlefield, choose two players.
Whenever damage is dealt to one of the chosen players, the other chosen player also loses that much life.

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Sin Prodder

Color Identity:R

Market Price: $0.45

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Menace
At the beginning of your upkeep, reveal the top card of your library. Any opponent may have you put that card into your graveyard. If a player does, Sin Prodder deals damage to that player equal to that card's converted mana cost. Otherwise, put that card into your hand.

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Jaya's Immolating Inferno

Color Identity:R

Market Price: $0.92

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(You may cast a legendary sorcery only if you control a legendary creature or planeswalker.)
Jaya's Immolating Inferno deals X damage to each of up to three targets.

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Obosh, the Preypiercer

Color Identity:B,R

Market Price: $0.30

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Companion — Your starting deck contains only cards with odd converted mana costs and land cards. (If this card is your chosen companion, you may put it into your hand from outside the game for {3} any time you could cast a sorcery.)
If a source you control with an odd converted mana cost would deal damage to a permanent or player, it deals double that damage to that permanent or player instead.

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Insult // Injury

Color Identity:R

Market Price: $0.62

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Goblin Chainwhirler

Color Identity:R

Market Price: $0.56

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First strike
When Goblin Chainwhirler enters the battlefield, it deals 1 damage to each opponent and each creature and planeswalker they control.

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Forgotten Cave

Color Identity:R

Market Price: $0.13

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Forgotten Cave enters the battlefield tapped.
{T}: Add {R}.
Cycling {R} ({R}, Discard this card: Draw a card.)

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Arcane Signet

Market Price: $2.99

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{T}: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity.

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Angrath's Marauders

Color Identity:R

Market Price: $0.68

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If a source you control would deal damage to a permanent or player, it deals double that damage to that permanent or player instead.

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Void Winnower

Market Price: $9.96

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Your opponents can't cast spells with even converted mana costs. (Zero is even.)
Your opponents can't block with creatures with even converted mana costs.

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Rogue's Passage

Market Price: $0.26

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{T}: Add {C}.
{4}, {T}: Target creature can't be blocked this turn.

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Spinerock Knoll

Color Identity:R

Market Price: $0.31

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Hideaway (This land enters the battlefield tapped. When it does, look at the top four cards of your library, exile one face down, then put the rest on the bottom of your library.)
{T}: Add {R}.
{R}, {T}: You may play the exiled card without paying its mana cost if an opponent was dealt 7 or more damage this turn.

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Price of Knowledge

Color Identity:B

Market Price: $0.58

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Players have no maximum hand size.
At the beginning of each opponent's upkeep, Price of Knowledge deals damage to that player equal to the number of cards in that player's hand.

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Star Compass

Market Price: $1.08

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Star Compass enters the battlefield tapped.
{T}: Add one mana of any color that a basic land you control could produce.

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Fellwar Stone

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{T}: Add one mana of any color that a land an opponent controls could produce.

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Bojuka Bog

Color Identity:B

Market Price: $2.52

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Bojuka Bog enters the battlefield tapped.
When Bojuka Bog enters the battlefield, exile all cards from target player's graveyard.
{T}: Add {B}.

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Luxury Suite

Color Identity:B,R

Market Price: $12.12

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Luxury Suite enters the battlefield tapped unless you have two or more opponents.
{T}: Add {B} or {R}.

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Whip of Erebos

Color Identity:B

Market Price: $4.28

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Creatures you control have lifelink.
{2}{B}{B}, {T}: Return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield. It gains haste. Exile it at the beginning of the next end step. If it would leave the battlefield, exile it instead of putting it anywhere else. Activate this ability only any time you could cast a sorcery.

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Anathemancer

Color Identity:B,R

Market Price: $0.34

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When Anathemancer enters the battlefield, it deals damage to target player equal to the number of nonbasic lands that player controls.
Unearth {5}{B}{R} ({5}{B}{R}: Return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield. It gains haste. Exile it at the beginning of the next end step or if it would leave the battlefield. Unearth only as a sorcery.)

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Malignus

Color Identity:R

Market Price: $4.63

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Malignus's power and toughness are each equal to half the highest life total among your opponents, rounded up.
Damage that would be dealt by Malignus can't be prevented.

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Mind Stone

Market Price: $0.58

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{T}: Add {C}.
{1}, {T}, Sacrifice Mind Stone: Draw a card.

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Theater of Horrors

Color Identity:B,R

Market Price: $0.24

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At the beginning of your upkeep, exile the top card of your library.
During your turn, if an opponent lost life this turn, you may play lands and cast spells from among cards exiled with Theater of Horrors.
{3}{R}: Theater of Horrors deals 1 damage to target opponent or planeswalker.

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Blasphemous Act

Color Identity:R

Market Price: $4.38

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This spell costs {1} less to cast for each creature on the battlefield.
Blasphemous Act deals 13 damage to each creature.

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Vampire Nighthawk

Color Identity:B

Market Price: $2.95

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Flying, deathtouch, lifelink

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Hall of the Bandit Lord

Market Price: $19.12

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Hall of the Bandit Lord enters the battlefield tapped.
{T}, Pay 3 life: Add {C}. If that mana is spent on a creature spell, it gains haste.

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Stalking Vengeance

Color Identity:R

Market Price: $1.34

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Haste
Whenever another creature you control dies, it deals damage equal to its power to target player or planeswalker.

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Temple of Malice

Color Identity:B,R

Market Price: $1.16

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Temple of Malice enters the battlefield tapped.
When Temple of Malice enters the battlefield, scry 1. (Look at the top card of your library. You may put that card on the bottom of your library.)
{T}: Add {B} or {R}.

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Vial Smasher the Fierce

Color Identity:B,R

Market Price: $22.09

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Whenever you cast your first spell each turn, choose an opponent at random. Vial Smasher the Fierce deals damage equal to that spell's converted mana cost to that player or a planeswalker that player controls.
Partner (You can have two commanders if both have partner.)

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Ball Lightning

Color Identity:R

Market Price: $0.95

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Trample (This creature can deal excess combat damage to the player or planeswalker it's attacking.)
Haste (This creature can attack and {T} as soon as it comes under your control.)
At the beginning of the end step, sacrifice Ball Lightning.

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Evolving Wilds

Market Price: $0.09

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{T}, Sacrifice Evolving Wilds: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle your library.

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Khorvath's Fury

Color Identity:R

Market Price: $2.64

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For each player, choose friend or foe. Each friend discards all cards from their hand, then draws that many cards plus one. Khorvath's Fury deals damage to each foe equal to the number of cards in their hand.

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Kaervek the Merciless

Color Identity:B,R

Market Price: $7.79

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Whenever an opponent casts a spell, Kaervek the Merciless deals damage to any target equal to that spell's converted mana cost.

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Browbeat

Color Identity:R

Market Price: $0.30

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Any player may have Browbeat deal 5 damage to them. If no one does, target player draws three cards.

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Furnace of Rath

Color Identity:R

Market Price: $6.70

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If a source would deal damage to a permanent or player, it deals double that damage to that permanent or player instead.

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Neheb, the Eternal

Color Identity:R

Market Price: $12.10

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Afflict 3 (Whenever this creature becomes blocked, defending player loses 3 life.)
At the beginning of your postcombat main phase, add {R} for each 1 life your opponents have lost this turn.

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Sudden Spoiling

Color Identity:B

Market Price: $4.09

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Split second (As long as this spell is on the stack, players can't cast spells or activate abilities that aren't mana abilities.)
Until end of turn, creatures target player controls lose all abilities and have base power and toughness 0/2.

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Exquisite Blood

Color Identity:B

Market Price: $30.10

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Whenever an opponent loses life, you gain that much life.

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Reliquary Tower

Market Price: $2.57

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You have no maximum hand size.
{T}: Add {C}.

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Ashling's Prerogative

Color Identity:R

Market Price: $0.62

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As Ashling's Prerogative enters the battlefield, choose odd or even. (Zero is even.)
Each creature with converted mana cost of the chosen value has haste.
Each creature without converted mana cost of the chosen value enters the battlefield tapped.

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Rakdos Carnarium

Color Identity:B,R

Market Price: $0.16

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Rakdos Carnarium enters the battlefield tapped.
When Rakdos Carnarium enters the battlefield, return a land you control to its owner's hand.
{T}: Add {B}{R}.

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Read the Bones

Color Identity:B

Market Price: $0.44

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Scry 2, then draw two cards. You lose 2 life. (To scry 2, look at the top two cards of your library, then put any number of them on the bottom of your library and the rest on top in any order.)

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Rakdos Signet

Color Identity:B,R

Market Price: $0.55

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{1}, {T}: Add {B}{R}.

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Scab-Clan Berserker

Color Identity:R

Market Price: $0.55

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Haste
Renown 1 (When this creature deals combat damage to a player, if it isn't renowned, put a +1/+1 counter on it and it becomes renowned.)
Whenever an opponent casts a noncreature spell, if Scab-Clan Berserker is renowned, Scab-Clan Berserker deals 2 damage to that player.

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Burnished Hart

Market Price: $0.89

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{3}, Sacrifice Burnished Hart: Search your library for up to two basic land cards, put them onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle your library.

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Balefire Dragon

Color Identity:R

Market Price: $21.77

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Flying
Whenever Balefire Dragon deals combat damage to a player, it deals that much damage to each creature that player controls.

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Breaking Point

Color Identity:R

Market Price: $0.31

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Any player may have Breaking Point deal 6 damage to them. If no one does, destroy all creatures. Creatures destroyed this way can't be regenerated.

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Barren Moor

Color Identity:B

Market Price: $0.22

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Barren Moor enters the battlefield tapped.
{T}: Add {B}.
Cycling {B} ({B}, Discard this card: Draw a card.)

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Hanweir Battlements

Color Identity:R

Market Price: $3.23

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{T}: Add {C}.
{R}, {T}: Target creature gains haste until end of turn.
{3}{R}{R}, {T}: If you both own and control Hanweir Battlements and a creature named Hanweir Garrison, exile them, then meld them into Hanweir, the Writhing Township.

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Sign in Blood

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Target player draws two cards and loses 2 life.

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Zo-Zu the Punisher

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Whenever a land enters the battlefield, Zo-Zu the Punisher deals 2 damage to that land's controller.

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Talisman of Indulgence

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{T}: Add {C}.
{T}: Add {B} or {R}. Talisman of Indulgence deals 1 damage to you.

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Bloodfell Caves

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Bloodfell Caves enters the battlefield tapped.
When Bloodfell Caves enters the battlefield, you gain 1 life.
{T}: Add {B} or {R}.

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Tainted Peak

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{T}: Add {C}.
{T}: Add {B} or {R}. Activate this ability only if you control a Swamp.

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Chandra's Ignition

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Target creature you control deals damage equal to its power to each other creature and each opponent.

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Dragonskull Summit

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Dragonskull Summit enters the battlefield tapped unless you control a Swamp or a Mountain.
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Terramorphic Expanse

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{T}, Sacrifice Terramorphic Expanse: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle your library.

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Urabrask the Hidden

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Creatures you control have haste.
Creatures your opponents control enter the battlefield tapped.

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Torbran, Thane of Red Fell

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If a red source you control would deal damage to an opponent or a permanent an opponent controls, it deals that much damage plus 2 instead.

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Rakdos Charm

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Choose one —
• Exile all cards from target player's graveyard.
• Destroy target artifact.
• Each creature deals 1 damage to its controller.

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Pain Magnification

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Whenever an opponent is dealt 3 or more damage by a single source, that player discards a card.

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Drakuseth, Maw of Flames

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Flying
Whenever Drakuseth, Maw of Flames attacks, it deals 4 damage to any target and 3 damage to each of up to two other targets.

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Mountain

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({T}: Add {R}.)

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Swamp

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({T}: Add {B}.)

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Witch's Cottage

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({T}: Add {B}.)
Witch's Cottage enters the battlefield tapped unless you control three or more other Swamps.
When Witch's Cottage enters the battlefield untapped, you may put target creature card from your graveyard on top of your library.

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Wound Reflection

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At the beginning of each end step, each opponent loses life equal to the life they lost this turn. (Damage causes loss of life.)

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Castle Embereth

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Castle Embereth enters the battlefield tapped unless you control a Mountain.
{T}: Add {R}.
{1}{R}{R}, {T}: Creatures you control get +1/+0 until end of turn.

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Castle Locthwain

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Castle Locthwain enters the battlefield tapped unless you control a Swamp.
{T}: Add {B}.
{1}{B}{B}, {T}: Draw a card, then you lose life equal to the number of cards in your hand.

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Obosh, the Preypiercer understands damage and damage alone. It'll take more than a can of Raid to stop this damage-dealing powerhouse. However, if our hellish hellion does manage to get ousted, fret not! I got you covered. Furnace of Rath and Dictate of the Twin Gods are here to make sure it still hurts. These two enchantments double all damage on the battlefield. If Obosh, the Preypiercer is smushed under a piece of "literature," these must-includes supplement its double-damage debauchery. If you want to truly be a horrorful hellion, flash in Dictate of the Twin Gods when your opponents are swinging at one another for maximum salt. However, if Obosh, the Preypiercer is out that's where things get sticky! The amount of damage becomes incomprehensible but math is for blockers so swing away!

But Chaaaaaaaaaaaase! It's gonna take forever to kill all of my opponents even with damage doubled! As I said before...I GOT YOU!!!! I present to you Sower of Discord. This demon might not have an odd converted mana cost but we'll forgive them for that in lieu of their ability. Struggling to hit that Ulamog, the Ceaseless Hunger player? Choose them and another opponent with no blockers to kill two thopters with one stone. It's never been easier to hit where it hurts most thanks to double damage and a demon who likes to make friends.

The Latecomers

I am extremely ashamed to say that Void Winnower was added into the deck within the final five minutes of the stream when it should have been one of the first cards slotted in. Before Obosh, the Preypiercer, there was Void Winnower, and our Lord and Savior Emrakul, the Aeons Torn saw this abomination and it was very good. Void Winnower is the hallmark odd converted mana cost card that hinders opponents in every way possible. Can't cast even converted mana cost spells? Can't block with them either? Void Winnower doesn't care and neither should you! This creature slithers past your opponent's defenses, dealing a whopping 11 damage that could end up being 22 if you have one of our many damage doublers out. This card is so odd I can't even!

Casting cards like Obosh, the Preypiercer, Void Winnower, and Sower of Discord is the ultimate power move, however it also paints a huge target on your back. Passing the turn might not necessarily mean your creatures will stay on the battlefield once it rotates back to you. While we don't have the luxury of counterspells, we do have something better: haste enablers. Anger is one of the four creatures in this deck that have an even converted mana cost. However, this was not by accident. The goal is to get this angry little fellow into the graveyard as fast as possible, whether by attacking or blocking. However his sacrifice will not be in vain! His death will give your lazy creatures the kick they need to swing and swing ASAP! Urabrask the Hidden is no exception to this. Our lovely Praetor overlord doesn't need to die to give our damage doublers haste and has the added benefit of having your opponent's creatures enter the battlefield tapped. These two hateful creatures really can be the difference between a painful victory and an even more painful defeat. If it wasn't for chat, this deck would be sorely lacking these powerhouses.

The Cuts

Cuts are the hardest part of the deck. If I could run Battle of Wits in this deck, I would. However, sacrifices had to be made. Darksteel Colossus and Stuffy Doll were two cards that unfortunately did not make the final 100. These two artifacts were originally placed into this deck with a purpose, however they were both cut for entirely different reasons. Darksteel Colossus was originally added due to its odd converted mana cost, its high power and toughness, and its ability to be shuffled back in. Unfortunately, it was cut and replaced by Void Winnower. Void Winnower had more impact on the deck's overall theme and cost two mana less than Darksteel Colossus despite having the same toughness. During the stream, the trade-off felt right even though I was sad to see it go.

Stuffy Doll seemed like a great idea at first. The deck was flush with mass damage spells that touched all creatures. The concept of casting Blasphemous Act and dealing 26 damage to the chosen player was extremely alluring at the time. Even now the thought of that fills me will hellish glee. However, as the deck progressed the majority of the cards targeted opponents' creatures or the opponents themselves. It felt like running Stuffy Doll to one day possibly perform the Blasphemous Act combo seemed a bit weak and led to its untimely cut.

The MVP

What if I told you that there was a legendary creature that deals damage to your opponents without even touching them? Yes, such a creature exists, and his name is Kaervek. Kaervek the Merciless and Obosh, the Preypiercer are indeed a match made in hell. Kaervek the Merciless is truly the MVP of this list due to the fact that he does not need to attack in order to devastate your opponents' board states and life totals. This will make your opponents wary of casting spells or even board wipes which tend to run on the expensive side mana-wise.

The Secret Spice

I cannot even begin to describe the joy I felt when I discovered a home for Ashling's Prerogative. I have owned this card for over three years and never found a decent use for it. It felt very odd to run and had no place in any Commander deck I could think of... until now. Ashling's Prerogative is one of my favorite enchantments in this deck because it's so unknown. According to EDHREC it's in 0% of ~172K decks and I find that to be shocking! Back when I played kitchen table, this card sat firmly in my Flamekin Elemental deck due to its depiction of Ashling the Pilgrim. Did it function well in that deck? No, but it certainly shines in this deck. Choose odd when this enchantment comes into play to give 21 of your 25 creatures haste while simultaneously making all even converted mana costed creatures enter the battlefield tapped. Since thedeck only runs four creatures with an even converted mana cost, Ashling's Prerogative will rarely hurt us. Ashling's Prerogative is symmetrical, but because of our careful planning, the benefits definitely outweigh the drawback. These abilities plus the fact that this card very rarely sees play makes this card the secret spice that will make your opponents scramble to find an answer for at instant speed!

The Flavor Win

You know they say that a cockroach can survive a nuclear blast. I wonder if a hellion could survive a mass extinction.

Well, wonder no more, because it can thanks to Extinction Event. This mass exile is just what this deck needed to add a little flavor to the mix! This card checks all the boxes for me. It hails from Ikoria like Obosh, the Preypiercer does with the added bonus of playing into the theme of card cost. Is the battlefield becoming a bit overwhelming? Do you fear for your life total due to an army of tokens? Extinction Event is there for you. A meteor impacts the earth creating a wave of force, heat, and dust that decimates everything in its path... everything with an even converted mana cost, that is. Extinction Event not only wipes the board, but exiles the creatures, thus getting past decks that function off of graveyard effects and dying triggers. I don't know about you, but my meta has a lot of these and a four-mana mass exile that barely impacts us seems to be a major plus and a flavor win all in one.

The Too-Good-Not-to-Run

These are the cards that make Obosh, the Preypiercer chitter in delight and make your opponents saltily wail and cry in painful despair. To be quite honest, running these cards almost feels so good and hateful that it's wrong. However, it's so wrong that it's right. The road to hell is normally paved with good intentions; in this case, it's paved with salt.

We begin our trip down the salt brick road with Exquisite Blood, an infamous Commander card; we're not running Sanguine Bond because we don't want to cut all ties with our playgroups. Nonetheless, Exquisite Blood is a force to be reckoned with. This deck's main purpose is to deal obscene amounts of damage in double-time. Swinging with Void Winnower, dealing 22 damage to your opponent, and subsequently gaining 22 life is hope-dashing. 

Our next stop along this path is Wound Reflection. Our deck's best-case scenario is dealing double damage to opponents each turn. But what if I told you we could deal double damage….twice?! Wound Reflection is there to put in the work for you with the bonus of little to no hard math involved. Let's cycle back to our Void Winnower scenario! You swing for 11 and deal 22. At the end of your turn, your opponent takes an additional 22. 44 damage in one turn. That alone is lethal.

Our final pit stop before we reach the gates of hell is yet another card I have never heard of until this stream: Night Dealings. This is a Diabolic Tutor on an enchantment that never goes away! In a deck that deals double damage (and quite possibly quadruple damage), the counters will pile up on Night Dealings, making it a breeze to tutor for almost any card in the deck.

The Most Likely to Get Cut

As stated before, cuts are typically the hardest part of brewing a Commander deck. However, these cards were the first that came to mind as possible cuts going forward with this build. I had never heard of Price of Knowledge until it was mentioned in chat during the stream. The cost of this enchantment, while high, meets the odd converted mana cost criteria for Obosh, the Preypiercer and deals damage to your opponents equal to the number of cards in their hands. At first this seemed like a great card for the deck, but as time has passed my opinionon it has changed. Obosh, the Preypiercer doesn't do much in the way of global card draw, let alone single target card draw. Drawing this card when hand sizes are small is a "feels bad" moment. The higher mana cost is also a drawback that makes me question what to replace it with. In my opinion, I feel this card would truly shine in a Nekusar, the Mindrazer deck, not an Obosh, the Preypiercer deck.

Our next possible cut is Pain Magnification. In an opening hand, this card feels great! In a deck like Obosh, the Preypiercer, you will ideally be dealing more than three damage to your opponents, making the threshold for this card obscenely low. However, drawing this card late game won't impact your opponents like it would early on. When thinking about cuts I like to lean on the scenario of "How would I feel if I drew this late game?" and Pain Magnification does not have the greatest impact there. The single card discard seems very minimal and could be better swapped for another creature, recursion, or a board wipe.

Parting Thoughts

These past few days have given me some time to sit and mull this list over. While the deck currently runs 38 lands, the practice hands were pretty rough. Some were good but most struggled to get more than one land in hand. The curve of this deck leans on the higher side and looking back I wish I had added more mana rocks to help ease a bit of the pressure on the manabase. The list also lacks ways to get your creatures back from the graveyard, which significantly weakens the deck. If I were to tweak this deck going forward, I would definitely add ways to get things back. This list contains an immense amount of strong cards and heavy hitters that paint a target on your back. It truly would be a shame to lose permanents permanently, especially in colors hallmarked for getting them back.

Well... let's face the facts. Our house is infested with hellion horrors. They're eating the house's support and will eventually lower the property value unless we do something. I hope you have the number for a good exterminator. I don't think a copy of War of the Spark: Forsaken will cut it this time.